A selection of quotes from my friends and I while watching Avatar:
She is definitely hair banging that cat
I would fuck so many horses if I were an avatar
I need a six dragon garage so that I can put in all my dragons. And horses. And night dogs and rhinosharks and night cats.
I wanna hair bang a dragon!
He’s got him by the hair junk!
If you have a dragon together, you are DEFINITELY married. If it’s a dragon that size, you’re EXTRA married
Fuck off wheelchair, I hate you!
"How do you feel about your husband being like a quarter of your size?"
“That’s why she’s UPGRADING”
He’s gonna be like, “so I put this… In your… Hair???!”
If you were human sized you would be able to bang the lizard but that’s not HAIR banging and that would be weird.